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thebeautyofrussia:

Moscow, Russia

by Chistoprudov Dmitry

You have to admit Moscow has a unique and beautiful charm..

(via germangenerals)

these-times-shall-pass:

follow this hipster granny on tumblr, you won’t regret it
demons:

The shadow of a Consolidatd Liberator B Mark VI while on a mission near Martaban, Burma

demons:

The shadow of a Consolidatd Liberator B Mark VI while on a mission near Martaban, Burma

(Source: iwm.org.uk, via generalgiggy)

I probably need to have sex.

(Source: dontcallmesquishy, via pilottimes)

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KICKING ASS BUT NOT TAKING NAMES!!!!!

Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq .

The leader of the terrorists told them he’d grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.

Katie Couric said, “Well, I’m a Southerner, so I’d like one last plate of fried chicken.” The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken. Couric ate it all and said, “Now I can die content.”

Charlie Gibson said, “I’m living in New York, so I’d like to hear the song, The Moon and Me, one last time.” The terrorist leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song. Gibson was satisfied.

Brian Williams said, “I’m a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what’s about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.” The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments. He then said, “Now I can die happy.”

The leader turned and asked, “And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish? “Kick me in the ass,” said the Marine… “What?” asked the leader, “Will you mock us in your last hour?” “No, I’m NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,” insisted the Marine.

So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass. The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead.

In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, then with his knife he slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took, sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11.

In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.

As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson, and Williams, they asked him, “Why didn’t you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?”

"What?"replied the Marine, "and have you three LAME STREAM MEDIA LIBERAL ASSHOLES report that I was the aggressor…?!?!?!?!?!?!

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— (via gop-tea-pub)

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

RIGHT

(via pilottimes)

My response when asked to work a 16 hour shift…
cowabunnga:

This is a representation of a healthy relationship; equally nourishing one another and allowing each lovers mind to blossom freely all the while being supportive and naturally developing similar flowering thoughts and beliefs along the way. 


Also they are both naked.. Which is important…

cowabunnga:

This is a representation of a healthy relationship; equally nourishing one another and allowing each lovers mind to blossom freely all the while being supportive and naturally developing similar flowering thoughts and beliefs along the way. 

Also they are both naked.. Which is important…

(Source: throughkaleidscopeeyes, via bruised-deerling)

"eh whatever it’ll be fine"

— me right before making a horrible decision  (via melisica)

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otterparade:

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

image

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"For what it’s worth: It’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you’re proud of, and if you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start over."

— F. Scott Fitzgerald (via amortizing)

(via theconglomeration)


(Source: airviation, via airviation)

genopp:

Do you agree?

genopp:

Do you agree?

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kartoffel-n:

tomtenacious:


vegan-vulcan:
X-ray of a meat grinder injury to the arm and hand

"not sure if this arm is broken or not, lets get an x-ray so we can assess the dam-OH MY GOD"

somebody lend that guy a hand


Somebody lend him a new arm..

kartoffel-n:

tomtenacious:

vegan-vulcan:

X-ray of a meat grinder injury to the arm and hand

"not sure if this arm is broken or not, lets get an x-ray so we can assess the dam-OH MY GOD"

somebody lend that guy a hand

Somebody lend him a new arm..

(Source: malformalady, via party-inabox)